These things are serious almost impossible to believe about your friend Out-U-Go! Denver Dog Walkers?

Would you believe that an Out-U-Go! Denver dog walker was married in a floor-length dress made entirely of Scotch tape and poop bags ?

Would you believe that ten of the treats handed out by the dog walkers of  Out-U-Go! Denver  have the same amount of calories as just one Yoplait dog yogurt?

Would you believe that an average Out-U-Go! Denver pet sitter can do 75 one-handed push-ups with a poodle on her back in under five minutes?

Would you believe that dogs taken care of by Out-U-Go! st1:city w:st="on">Denver are 50% less likely to develop a taste for sofa meat?

Would you believe that in Denver the kitties are kittier after a cat sitting visit from an Out-U-Go! Denver cat sitter? 

Would you believe that “Double Stuff” is not a reference to Oreo cookies when on a walk with a dyspeptic Mastiff?

Would you believe that two hundred poop bags are worth a Honda and a steak dinner on the Denver dog walker black market?