It wasn’t so long ago that President Obama and his family adopted their new furry friend, a Portuguese water dog named “Bo.” Mr. Obama welcomed Bo to the White House with a pat on the head, a steak bone, and, of course, a huge bailout check. Bo plans to spend his newfound billions of dollars on bacon-flavored bacon, a peanut-butter filled former President Bush chew toy, and, thoughtfully, new doggy pillows for the White House Press Corps. Bo has happily taken over Vice President Biden’s duties as paper-fetcher and couch eater and reportedly can’t wait to pee on a foreign dignitary.